A Metaphysical Reflection Upon The Nature Of Multitudinous Feline Affection

I love cats.
I love every kind of cat.
I just wanna hug all of them but I can’t;
Can’t hug every cat,
Can’t hug every cat.

So anyway I am a cat lover
And I love to run.
I’m sorry I’m thinking about cats again.
I really love cats.

I’m thinking about cats again
And again, and again and again and again.
I think about how many don’t have a home
And how I should have them.
I think about how cute they are
And how their ears and the whiskers and the nose.

Cat photos

Cats Asleep

I like cats most when they are asleep because they're not looking at me.

Cats not asleep

I really love cats, not just because they're an internet trend, which is why you think you love cats. Also, I'm the only person who truely 'gets' music.

My favourite cat videos

Stalking cat

You've probably seen this, it's totally famous. I love this cat. I wish it was single.

Cat gets up, walks away

So, there's this cat, and he's (or she's, if it's not a he) lying down, then he (or she, if it's not a he) suddenly thinks "That's enough of lying down", so he (or she, if it's not a he) gets up and totally walks away. Funny thing is he (or she if it's not a he) walks on two legs, and cats normally walk on four, whether they're a he or a she!

Cat plays keyboard like they usually wouldn't

People tell me this cat (or she if it's not a he) is dead. This is not true as cats are immortal right until the end of their lives. I like this video even though I can't play the keyboard. LOL!

Goat wears mask, scares other goats

Goats have a lot in common with cats (eg legs) but if you look closely they are quite different. For example, goat's cheese is quite nice whereas cat's cheese made me sick and was difficult to make.

Cat gets angry and stands up

This cat shows us we should stand up to others, even if it looks weird. This cat should win the nobel peace prize for fighting.